"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
10/08/2015 at 11:56 • Filed to: craigslist, ad, npocp, best of, miata, always the answer
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"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
10/08/2015 at 11:56 • Filed to: craigslist, ad, npocp, best of, miata, always the answer | 0
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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
. This is a really good ad. Not boring but not crazy over the top either. Copied the wording below in case it goes away:
features:
doors
engine
tires
brakes
windshield
bumpers
touch screen radio
five speeds to choose from:
1) fast
2) really fast
3) jail
4) state prison
5) federal prison
once driven by kate upton
avoid bumps
avoid humps
avoid speedbumps
avoid speedhumps
avoid inclines
avoid declines
chassis has roughly one lunar distance
finest wal-mart spray paint job
rides smooth when driving on glass
1.6 motor forged from mazda witchcraft
probably more than 100 hp
soft top only leaks when it rains
runs on unleaded fuel and a quick prayer
30 smiles per gallon
new clutch from the ebay gods
springs cut by wolverine
squeaky clean title
call me if you dont want to be boring to the opposite sex and have $3500
Nick
> JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/08/2015 at 12:14 |
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once driven by kate upton
pics or it didn’t happen.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> Nick
10/08/2015 at 12:34 |
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All pics of Kate Upton are good pics.
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Nick
> Future next gen S2000 owner
10/08/2015 at 12:39 |
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only from the tits-up. from there down, she looks like a toilet paper tube. just straight down.
i’ll pass on kate. give me candice swanepoel or miranda kerr any day.
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> Nick
10/08/2015 at 12:40 |
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Kat Dennings mmmmmm
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Future next gen S2000 owner
> Nick
10/08/2015 at 12:45 |
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